Mark Wayne Gordon

Crazy person. Don't do business with this guy.

This Guy is obsessed with Driveways, I mean really, he is scary the way he goes on about driveways. I would avoid using him unless you are passionate about driveways

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Mark Wayne Gordon may be a realtor but his real skills lie in negotiating. If you disagree with him, he'll try to run you over with his jacked-up Ford Excursion. He also specializes in reverse eminent domain: He can help you take a public road and make it your very own driveway. He has a proven track record in turning public roads into driveways. Don't let laws get in your way. Just rev up the Excursion. His communication skills are noteworthy. His command of the English language particularly shines when it comes to use of words that begin with 'F' and end with 'uck'. He can use it as a noun, adjective, verb, adverb. That is versatility, my friends. Whether on drugs or sober, Gordon also has a command of intimidation skills. When it comes to confrontation or disagreement, he will get up in your grille. Or, he'll get his Excursion's grille right up in your face. He is also talented in the art of phone projectile-ification. Yes, he can launch phones right out of your hand, 20 feet in the air. It's a wonder to see in action. Google his name on youtube to see the wonders of Mr. Gordon, true kind, Christian gentleman neighbor for yourself. Yes, there is the matter of his arrest record [TRUE] for assault with a deadly weapon, battery and vandalism charges. If you bring that up, heck, we can just steamroll it with the Excursion. That's problem-solving. I wish him many years of suck-cess as recompense for his kind neighborly actions.

Don't do business with crazy people!

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I was looking for a driveway to park my new car and heard this was my guy. Thanks Mark, now I can park on public roads and harass anyone who is on "my driveway" You rock MWG!

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Bad experience. Drive way was over-run with sober kids and creativity and non-'murican cars. I thought Mark could protect the driveway, I guess not.

He thinks a public road is his personal driveway. 21 years of experience in real estate should at some point render the basic knowledge between public road & private property. http://jalopnik.com/watch-this-freakazoid-asshole-run-a-photographer-off-th-1783446586

While driving to view a property with Mark, he kept going on and on about how the state and federal taxes he paid to fill his silly penis-mobile Excursion with gasoline effectively made every road in 'Murica his F'n driveway. And then, anytime he saw anyone else either driving, or walking or even glancing in the general direction of the road we were on, he started cursing about how nobody else could use "his F'n driveway." Seriously, this guy needs his meds adjusted. I would have gently tried to suggest that to him, but I was pretty sure it would have just sent him off on a 90-minute Obamacare rant. You can find a much better real estate agent than Mark.

Mark has serious anger management issues. Avoid him at all costs!

Mark Loves- 1.His driveway 2.Goosing giant POS redneck Ford Excursions 3.Tight t-shirts 4. The F Bomb Mark Hates 1.Cute Puppies 2.Helping little old ladies with groceries 3. Oh and photographers in his "driveway" Just think this is someone's father and husband! Sad.